PATENTED SOAP APPEARS TO BE A REAL TURD BUT IS VANILLA SCENTED HANDSOAP – This funny bar soap looks just like a log of crap, but it’s actually hand-crafted, artisanal soap.
LUMPY POO-LIKE EXTERIOR WITH MYSTERY CHUNKS – We pulled out all the stops and designed the most realistic fake poop decorative soap ever.
HUGE POOP SOAP IS 6 INCHES LONG AND 1.75 INCHES WIDE – If you like it thick, this is the poop soap for you.
FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR STOCKING STUFFERS, SECRET SANTA, BIRTHDAYS, AND EASTER BASKETS – Howls of laughter are sure to follow opening this gift, no matter what the special occasion may be. Legendary gift giver status achieved.
GENDER-NEUTRAL GIFT IDEA FOR WHITE ELEPHANT PARTIES, COSTUME PARTY GRAB BAG PRIZES, YANKEE SWAP, AND DIRTY SANTA – Everybody poops, and nobody grows out of potty humor. This laugh-out-loud gift is perfect for boys, girls, men, and women. It’s an easy unisex gift that will tickle anyone’s funny bone.